if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons
who lives in the vagina of a young teen
absorbent and yellow and bloody is he
If intense bleeding be something you wish,
Then drop on the deck and cry like a bitch!
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“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
I love the internet
Language Other Than English 101
And all for the purposes of requesting butt-touches in fictional languages.
I’ll print this on a card for when I ever meet Legolas, thank you
man fuck 4 years of Latin; why couldn’t I have taken Elvish in high school??
okay seriously reblog if you’re older than 12
COME ON PEOPLE, THERE HAS GOT TO BE MORE.
I haven’t been 12 for like six years.
Pretty sure that it’s a contractual obligation to give no fucks when cosplaying Deadpool.
9 Months after Italy won the world cup they had their highest birth rate in years.
When England won the world cup there was an electricity spike as people across the country heated up their kettles to make some tea.
Here in the UK we know how to celebrate.
After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, “If your mother were still alive, I’d swear that was her knock.”
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription “Lived Once, Buried Twice.”
what did i just read
Irish women are strong as fuck
My gender has been doing a thing for a long time and this is pretty much how I feel this morning.
I love this.
Single Ladies. OH MY GOD LOOK AT ALL OF THEM EVERY ONE OF THEM ARE FUCKING HALORIOUS
I love that someone took time out of their lives to make this a thing
How I think I look running:
How I actually look:
does anyone else remember those kids in elementary school who would run like naruto to make it seem like they were going super fast
i was one of those kids
37 frames, work in progress
Can I see your best evil stare ?
r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager
r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people
if you don’t have this on your blog you’re running the wrong sort of blog